What Your American Girl Doll Says About the Rest of Your Life
“Samantha Parkington:
Did you know, when you picked her out, that Samantha was the cool one? Or were you simply drawn to her glossy brown hair, sophisticated accessories (she had a fur muff!) and rich demographic? Either way, every girl wanted a Samantha. If you owned her, you quickly learned the value of cachet.By virtue of acquiring a status symbol early on (a Samantha doll was the designer jeans of third grade), you never quite had to worry about things the way other girls did. You therefore grew up to be confidant, capable, and nonplussed. You’ve always been well liked. You aren’t the funniest in your group, but you’ve never really noticed or cared. If you thought about it, you could probably recognize other women who had Samanthas. But that’s not that impressive: everybody can.”
Thank god my parents (or was it my grandmother?) did the right thing and bought me a Samantha. Who would I be otherwise??
Ha this is hysterical. What about for the girls who had a Samantha, Molly, and Felicity? Were we just spoiled? Indecisive? Suffering of multiple personality disorder? Supremely awesome? They didn’t include that option in the article.
This is amazing. hahaha..I loved my American Girl dolls.
(via slightlysometimesalways)
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nataliasays reblogged this from apocalypticgrandeur and added:
i had felicity, but the red hair is just now applicable.
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Kirsten Larson: You probably got Kirsten because she was blond, or because you read a lot of Little House on the...
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I’m a dumbass what’s an American Girl doll? I thought Tom Petty was above that kind of crap until one of his songs got...
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quizas-si reblogged this from newsweek and added:
NO I’M NOT BITTER THAT I NEVER GOT AN AMERICAN GIRL DOLL. WHATEVS.
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Felicity Merriman You had Felicity because of one or more of the following reasons: A) you had red hair B) You thought...
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I never had a doll, and I agree that I am now financially responsible. But I read most of the books and my favorite...
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veronicaofithaca reblogged this from arthurdentures and added:
I HAD A MOLLY AND A SAMANTHA. And they are so true.